This Smells Like My Armpit -Candle

  • You smell that? That's the smell of hard work, success and the raw unfiltered power of you.
    With a funny, sexy, and beautifully unexpected musky scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, power, and a go-getter attitude. 

  • This is a parody of Gwyneth Paltrow's infamous candle line that recently hit the market. Remember to do your research and study actual scientific data before taking celebrity health advice.